June 2012
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So long as my hair stays short I’ll grow my beard out, when its long enough I’ll Max Payne myself.
Deal?
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Guys, Steve's got out again, someone get...
Oh hello, I feel like death.
Welcome to my world.
May 2012
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Wait an hour before sending more asks.
WHY DON’T YOU WAIT AN HOUR TO PULL MY BOOT OUT YER FUCKIN ARSE.
DO YOU WANNA TOUCH ME THERE?
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America, its like Canada.
But it doesn’t have The Queen, so like..
Because you know what, fuck you.
So guys, my surname is Campbell.
Which means I’m part of the greatest clan Scotland has ever witnessed.
They were also were extremely pro union, so pro they slaughtered another clan in a trap.
We stood for the government and we bayoneted and killed our way to the top.
Never been prouder to have my name.
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Lord Vader wanted to over throw Palpatine and take control of The Empire for himself, why did he fucking feel the need to “redeem himself” in order to save his fucking bastard child.
If he had any fucking balls he’d have force chocked Palpatine into next cunting year and took over the pussy bitch.
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Why do the SNP make me out to be less Scottish because I want to stay British?
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Ranting
.280 British, dismissed by the US despite huge interest from the Belgians at FN and the Canadians.
Later proved to be way ahead of its time.
Kinda shows just how stubborn the US are, our early jets were discarded because the US cheated and bribed the West Germans into buying the horrendous and fairly useless F-104 Starfighter. Given that the English Electric Lightning was superior in almost...
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Oh Eddard, why did you have to meddle in the dirty Lannister’s business.
Bru'd in Scotland.
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